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✨Happy birthday✨
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          TO MY FAV 
          
          
          
          
          
          ✨asshole✨
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          @Nightmarebleuwing711
          
          
          
          
          But seriously spam her with ✨HAPPY BIRTHDAY✨ 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I'm also so close to smacking her
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          If you haven't caught on yet she's my  older ✨sister✨

I just spent the last HOUR playing roblox gacha with my little sister screaming at the top of my lungs because she took the kid I adopted

My older sister juts put yaoi on for me

I am eating a big ass fucking white chocolate bunny
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I regret nothing

HAPPY EASTER MY BITCHES BROS AND NONBINARY HOES

Put a finger down if your listening to a ao3 Audiobook 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          *slowly lowers her finger*

Wanna hear smth crazy? Before school ended for holidays, my crush(the girl i like) started poking me when i turned around she said why u blushing? WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T I BLUSH

The fact I have burnt milk and chicken nuggets on Various occasions but I'm an awesome baker Except when it comes to a thing really hard like Macaroons

Did I waste three dollars and three since on a bag of shitty Tasting jellybeans 
          
          
          
          
          Yes
          
          
          
          
          Will I eat all of them 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Also yes

I'm sick what do i eat