Only here, at the official Chad Sprinkle Wattpad page, can you watch a man slowly lose his mind with a series of books sequentially documenting the deterioration of brain cells before he finally commits suicide on twitch.tv for expired Burger King coupons and a clean pair of socks.

So make sure to smash that like-follow-notification button and prepare your eye holes for the visceral assault of post-meta-ironic humor with darker subtexts than the skin color of a certain rich Nigerian Prince who still hasn't gotten back to me on that large sum of cash he claimed to have had possession of. 

hot hot mess express/mothman and meme enthusiast who drinks shitty coffee on the daily, please address me as such - Area 51 watch out 

And now, reposts.

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That's it! So long, and thanks for all the fish!