❥Hᴏʟᴀ. ¿Cóᴍᴏ ᴇsᴛás? (Hɪ, ʜᴏᴡ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ?) 
❥Mʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs ɪɴ ғᴀᴄᴛ, Nɪɴᴀ. 
❥I ᴅɪᴅ Cʜʀɪssʏ ᴀ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ I ᴡᴀs ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ I ʟɪᴋᴇᴅ ɪᴛ. I sᴛɪʟʟ ᴀᴍ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴇғɪɴɪᴛᴇʟʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀs ᴍᴜᴄʜ. 
❥Mʏ ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴘᴀssɪᴏɴ ɪs ᴀʀᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇɪᴛᴇᴅʟʏ sᴘᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ- I'ᴍ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴀᴛ ɪᴛ. 
❥Wʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ɪs ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴏғ ᴀ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴜᴘ, ᴀɴᴅ I'ᴠᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴᴛᴏ ɪᴛ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴀ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ. I ᴍᴇᴀɴ- A LONG WHILE. Lɪᴋᴇ sᴇʀɪᴏᴜsʟʏ, I ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪᴛ's ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀ ʏᴇᴀʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʜᴀʟғ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ I'ᴠᴇ ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇᴅ Iɴsᴜʀɢᴇɴᴛ. Bᴜᴛ I'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴᴛᴏ ɪᴛ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ. Iғ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅ Iɴsᴜʀɢᴇɴᴛ, ʀᴇ-ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀs ɴᴏᴛᴇ. 
❥I'ᴍ ᴛʜɪɴᴋɪɴɢ ᴏғ ʀᴇ-ɴᴀᴍɪɴɢ Iɴsᴜʀɢᴇɴᴛ, ᴡɪᴛʜ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɴᴇs ᴏғ Mᴇᴛᴀ-ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ? 
❥Gɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴇʜ ғᴇᴇᴅ ʙᴀᴄᴋ. Rᴇᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴏʀ ɴᴀʜ? 

❥I sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ sᴀʏ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ, 

❥I ʟɪᴋᴇ ғᴏᴏᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ. Rᴜɴɴᴇʀs ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʟᴀᴢʏ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ, ᴜɴʟᴇss ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀ sᴇʀɪᴏᴜs ᴏɴᴇ- sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ "I ʀᴜɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴏғ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ʏᴇᴀʀ ᴀɴᴅ I ʀᴇғᴜsᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇsᴛ.." 
Gᴏᴏᴅ Gᴏᴅ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ I'ᴍ ᴀ ʀᴜɴɴᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ I'ᴍ ᴛᴏᴏ ʟᴀᴢʏ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴍᴏᴛᴇ. Sᴏᴍᴇ ᴅᴀʏs, ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴇxᴇʀᴄɪsᴇ I ᴅᴏ ɪs ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏ ɢᴇᴛ sᴏᴍᴇ Cʜᴇᴇᴛᴏs. (Tʜᴇ ᴄʀᴜɴᴄʜʏ ᴋɪɴᴅ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴜsᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ) 
❥Aʀᴛ ɪs ʟᴏᴠᴇ, ᴀʀᴛ ɪs ʟʏғᴇ .. Bʟᴀʜ ʙʟᴀʜ 
❥Mʏ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴛᴠ sʜᴏᴡs ᴀʀᴇ ᴠᴀʀɪᴇᴅ, I ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʜᴜɢᴇ ᴠᴀʀɪᴇᴛʏ ᴏғ ɢᴇɴʀᴇs, Tᴇᴇɴ Wᴏʟғ, Vᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ Dɪᴀʀɪᴇs,  Bᴏɴᴇs, Wʜɪᴛᴇ Cᴏʟʟᴀʀ. Usᴜᴀʟʟʏ ɪᴛ's sᴜᴘᴇʀɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴀʟ ʀᴀɴɢɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ ᴀɢᴇɴᴛs, ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ, ᴀɴᴅ FBI ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ. Eᴛᴄ..
❥I'ᴍ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ sᴍᴀʀᴛ, ᴅᴇsᴘɪᴛᴇ ᴍʏ ᴀɢᴇ (Wʜɪᴄʜ I ᴡɪʟʟ ᴅᴇɴʏ ɪғ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ.... Bᴜᴛ I ᴀᴍ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɢᴇ ᴏғ 10. DO ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ɢᴜᴇss ɪᴛ, ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ I ᴡɪʟʟ ᴅᴇɴʏ ɪᴛ.) 
❥Iᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ʜᴀɪʀ, ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙʀᴏᴡɴ ᴇʏᴇs. I'ᴍ sʜᴏʀᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ɴᴇᴇᴅ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴏᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘɪᴄᴋʟᴇ ᴊᴀʀ. (I LOVE PICKLES) 
❥I ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ (ᴅᴜʜ.) 
❥Sɪɴɢɪɴɢ ɪs ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ғᴜɴ ᴛᴏᴏ, ʙᴜᴛ I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ ᴏғᴛᴇɴ. 

❥Aɴʏᴡᴀʏs, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇs ᴍʏ Bɪᴏ, ᴀɴᴅ I ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ғᴏʀᴍᴀʟʟʏ sᴀʏ - Kɪᴅs, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴛᴏ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʀs. 

❥(Tʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴀ sᴛᴏʀʏ ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ. I'ʟʟ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴀᴛᴇʀ)