My name is Blaze Harper, so you can call me Blaze, Harper or Noel. No, none of those are my actual real name. You don't need to know my real name.
All you need to know about me is:

I write books where all my protagonists are sarcastic, sassy, procrastinating bitches.
You can like me, hate me, love, or not give a damn- just make sure nothing negative comes up when writing to me- I'm not afraid to mouth off.
All my books will contain swearing, even if it is just one word out of the whole book (very unlikely) it will swear.
Like my protagonists, I am also a procrastinator, so if I don't update within a month or two, then don't worry, it's unlikely I'll be dead. Ninja reflexes and all.
If you ask me to read one of your books, a) please specify which one, and b)I might say yeah, but not get around to it, so don't get your hopes up.
I will read every genre apart from History and Horror, cause they bore me.
After reading this, you can fuck off or enjoy my quick wit and snarky comebacks.

My OTPs
Solangelo (Will Solace and Nico Di Angelo from Heroes of Olympus)
Frazel (Frank and Hazel from HoO)
Drarry (Draco and Harry from HP. Shut up, there's just too much sexual tension between them)
Lukercy (Bit of a strange one, Luke and Percy from HoO)
Wolfstar (Sirius and Remus from HP)
Fourtris (Four and Tris from Divergent)
Pernico (Percy and Nico from PJO. Even if it goes against another one of my other ships...)
Jily (James and Lily from HP)
Jercy (Jason and Percy from HoO)
Romione (Ron and Hermione from HP)
Pipabeth (Piper and Annabeth from HoO)
Leico (Leo and Nico from HoO)



See ya guys soon.





(p.s. nutella is bae)