mytreehouseisnotonfire

-should I continue my cringey book???-
          Oops I've been gone 
          
          Hey I have a update thing on my book
          I don't feel like explaining it all again so just go read it

Noosie 

Is this Sonic?

Hey guys I'm really sorry I haven't updated my shitty book in awhile
          Wattpad was not letting me log in untill right now and tbh I haven't had a lot of inspiration so I might take a short break from the book but idk I may write a chapter this week
          Sorry to just disappear on you guys even tho no one even reads my book but yeah
          Super sorry
          Hope you all are doing alright
          Okay I'm just gonna go-

Okay so this is vvv stupid and immature but but me and my friend were texting and he said something about a inside joke we have about a rope and I jokingly said hangyourselffromthatropewhyyoureattit 
          And he read it as
          You're a tit
          And I remembered how on a chat I was in we were making the names of TØP songs have the word tit in them and then this happened---
          Me-tit radio, time to say titbye, taxi tit
          Him-kitchen tit, Ms. Tit, a car a torch and a tit
          Me-Northern Titpour
          Him-I write tits not tragedies 
          Me-Girls/Girls/ T I T S , fall out tits, twenty one tits, my chemical tits
          Him-all tits low
          Me-Tits sexual
          Him-Harry Titter and the chamber of secrets 
          Me-Dan and Tit
          Him-Pro Tit 
          Me-young and tits, centurtits
          Him-Patit stump, I ponder if something great my tits will fill and then deflate 
          Me-the tit fic, can you save my HeavyDirtyTits
          Him-Hamiltit 
          Me-Jackseptiteye
          Him-Sonic the tithog 
          Me-It's titventure time
          Come on grab your tit
          Well go to very distant tits
          With jake the tit
          And fin the tot
          The fun will never end
          It's titventure time
          Him-Gotta tit em all
          Me-Pokètits
          Him-Titler Joseph and Josh tit
          Me-Kim Titdashion
          Him-Tit way
          Me-Frank Titero, Rick and Tity
          Him-Shertit Holmes and Dr.Titson
          Me-Doctor tit
          Him-bbt= British broadcasting tits
          Me- Brititsh*, I'm not titkay
          Him- tit promise, Adolf titler 
          (I'm so sorry this is so long but boi this went in for like 25 minutes and a lot of laugh crying happened and oh lord why am I like this)(also the reason I'm notifying you all about this is bc I feel the need that you all need to read this idk I'll probably delete this later)

Okay so I just made the worst mistake 
          The other day my friend goes "Have you read the lung fic?"
          and I was like "surprisingly no"
          And so he went on to say it was like the milk fic but 100x worse and I was like yeah sure 
          So then today he was talking about it again and I was like "Fine I'll read it at lunch."
          And oh nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono that was a vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv bad idea...I think I almost cried oh lord...

Heyyyyyy guess what I finnaly updated
          Sorry for the super long wait but I should be back and updating more regularly now
          Sorry but I hope you're all doing okay
          :)

Hey just letting you guys know I think I'm going to update soon
          Sorry for the wait
          Just had a lot going on but I'm doing better now
          Stay safe :)

dOWN IN THE FOREST
          we'LL SING A CHORUS

wIFEY