So uh
Minecraft, right.
It's all fun and games until you find a mineshaft by accident, get killed by some chainmail wearing skeleton with some purple hat on, develop some kind of irrational fear of it, try to avoid that guy by finding some iron, fall into a hole with a cave spider spawner, panic and almost die, fall into lava after trying to dig down as an exit, and now I surrounded myself with stone with the sound of cave spiders everywhere.