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EVENING GOOD UH LADY/GENTLEMAN/CAPTAIN! IT IS ACTUALLY NIGHT TIME BUT I SHALL NOT ASSUME LIKE I TRIED TO ASSUME YOUR GENDER KIND... PERSON– IM REALLY BAD AT THIS ._. ANYWAYS! ALAS IM TOO DUMB TO KNOW HOW TO START A CONVERSATION, AND IM TYPING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE MY GLASSES ARE AND I CAN'T SEE SHIT, I SHALL SAY PLEASURE MEETING YOU AT SUCH A BOOK THAT WE MET ON. FAREWELL TRAVELER, FOR I HAVE CURSED YOU WITH A CURSE CALLED "WE'RE FRIENDS NOW. BITCHY"