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you're gonna miss me when i'm gun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QtM7X0xYN8

why is it called "thunderstruck" when you can be struck by lightning but not by thunder
          why do you have fingertips but not toetips yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger
          i am confusion

just got replied to by moony on wattpad
          we'll get through 2020, the god is with us

Bruh I don't come on for like 4 days and then when i do i get punched in the face with 72 notifications at 8 am >:(

@SerbiaSR 
          we can make a deal
          how about 2083.50 serbian dinars for a kneecap each
          
          why have kneecaps when you can have money

ok
          the actual fuck
          last year on july 4th and 5th in california there were the ridgecrest earthquakes
          i just felt a minor earthquake like 5 minutes ago
          the actual fuck is going on
          might've been a late aftershock of a earthquake there apparently was at mammoth lakes but seriously the fuck
          is california 100 years later gonna be expecting an earthquake on fourth of july
          is it the earth way's of celebrating
          the fuck is this timing
          SOMEONE EXPLAIN

Me at 10 pm: OwO ima write a wholesome birb book
          My drafts at 3:29 am: PECK PECK STAB STAB JACKDAW VS HAWK BLOOD BLOOD DIE DIE DIE

I just stayed up half the night writing about a bird
          Regrets: nothing and everything

A bunch of black students at my school made an Instagram page that broadcasts people's experiences with racism in the community anonymously. Our school tried to take credit because they "Taught us how to recognize and fight racism"
          Students: Hey this teacher said the no no n word and you did nothing when I reported it
          Faculty, Clacking their fingers and cackling: Ahhh, I see! I am sou prauod of zuou. Zou have passed mai Final Riddle!!! Ahahahaah. Your training haz payed off!
          
          like bruh >:I