"I think you have a bondage kink"
"For the love of Yeesus Christ would you stop"
"It's not the same when you push me"
"Suck my no existent dick"
That's the type of friends that have


I realized this in band
The trumpets are usually the loud ones that make the whole class laugh .
The clarinets and flutes are the queue and shy ones that are great friends to have.
The low bass is usually good students but when they aren't in a class they act like a different person.
The saxophones like to help with the band director but are still kinda quiet.
The percussionists are a bunch of fuckboys (but the few girls in there are okay)
The french horns are all over the place.


I just realized that sounded like one of those horoscope things..okay whatever