Hello, random person!

Who am I? A potato lover, banisher of idiots, and bubbly butt-scratcher. You didn't need to know I have a vagina, but now, you do.

I'm Canadian, a scrumptious asshole puckering my lips about, here to titter at what slumbers under my scalp with sarcasm. A little quirky, I've heard them call me, but I'm merely trying to be a crispy chip in a boiling oil bath.

Whoever said adulthood was a gift committed slander.

My English is not perfect; French is my mother tongue. But I also like to expertly butcher my French. There goes indiscrimination. I'm colourblind, in love with honeyed tea, and completely fine with braising in a pile of cat hair.

Enter my inbox if you will. There's no guarantee a unicorn won't eject turds out of there.

Have a splendid day ❤