olive

my name is Olive and I like Olives because they're bitter like me. 

THAT WAS A TYPO I AM NOT WRITING A FAN FICTION ABOUT PHAM I AM WRITING A FAN FICTION ABOUT PHAN. DAN AND PHILIP. 

I'm going to right the most riveting, amazing, graphic and bodacious Pham fiction the world has ever seen. Prepare your eyes, with like glasses or contacts or something and possibly make yourself a tea, sit your bum the frick down and read my masterpiece. Signing off to write the new bible, Olivia. 
          
          P.S. Trigger warning for people who don't understand sarcasm.