YOOOOOO FAMALAM TINGZ WUU2 BRAAAHHH.

..... *Sound of record scratching* hahahhahah no o.o

Now that ive got your attention, Hi, im a human [I know, shocker!] and I promise I do not speak like that!!! [what be this sorcery!!?!?!] 

Anyway, the name is Bond, or Ash but bond as in James bond not like bondage or anything o.o

And im a..............girl!!! WOO #GIRLPOWER yo! the dangly bits species ;)

Im 5'1 I know soooooo short gah v.v Stupid tall ppl you fat giants e.e

Im not exactly sure why im bothering with this... doubt anyone is even on this profile but if you are, hey your AWESOME!!!! :D Don't go anywhere, ive been expecting you ;)

Im from Birmingham, y'know..in England...THE MOST SUNNIEST PLACE IN THE WORLD * types this while its raining cats and dogs outside* no seriously, the weather is on its period most the time here.

No ...I do not have the Queens accent. PAHAHAHHA. and ive never tasted a crumpet in meh life!  Although, tea...I love ;)

Anyway I hope you give my stories a chance.

Im a Doctor Who fan woooooowowowowoooooo *Mimmics theme tune*# WHOVIAN

Yeah and Mattt Smith is my lover.. just putting it out there..were together, yeah ladies, I see you...back off!!

ALAS!!! IVE SAID ENOUGH, THOU IS NOW OBLIGED TO FAN AND VOTE ON MY STORY! OR THE SKY WILL FALL AND SUNLIGHT WILL PENETRATE THROUGH YOUR SKULL KILLING THOSE PRETTY BRAIN CELLS OF YOURS! AYE.

Nah im kidding, that was my alter ego Bob speaking, don't listen to a word he says. BAD BOB. Hes a right diva ugh *Flips hair*

Secrets and Lies : Action #162 Mystery/thriller #229 as of 30/08/2014

THANKYOU! IM ECSTATIC :D
                                       © L a b e l l e d  A w e s o m e n e s s ©