O a t O a t

Yesterday was weird asf. Went horseback riding, saw some dude in a bunny suit on a motorcycle, and witnessed a dude bicycling get hit by a truck, tf 

Happy birthday to ya boi

Nobody:
          
          The Prime Example of My Friends:
          
          Friend: *Calls at 12:00am*
          
          Me: *Picks up* "Hello?"
          
          Friend: "Yo, did you hear Eetdeez got cancelled?"
          
          Me: *Trying to think of someone important with that name*... "Yeezy's?"
          
          Friend: "Eetdeez"
          
          Me: "Who the hell is Eeetde-"
          
          Friend: "EETDEEZ BALLS NI**A, HA-"
          
          Me: *Hangs up*  
          

⦗❤️⦘ ɴᴇᴡ ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ!
           ғʀᴏᴍ : @-minijaeger
           ✨༓･՞♡*⃕˚❅⁺‧..͙ ⋆ ༄ 
          ╰─➤ ❝ The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.❞ -Ernest Hemingway 
          
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          ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴɢ, ʜᴏᴡ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴀ?!
          ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴡᴇʟʟ, ɪ'ᴍ
          ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ɴᴏ ᴡᴏʀʀɪᴇs, ʜᴇʜᴇ
          ʟᴇᴛ's ɢᴇᴛ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ's
          ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ʀᴇᴍɪɴᴅᴇʀ !
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          ╭┈──REMINDERS [ ✨ ] ₊
          |  ❛♥❜ ᵉᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵈᵃⁱˡʸ ᵐᵉᵃˡˢ
          |  ❛♥❜ ᵈʳⁱⁿᵏ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʰ2ᵒ
          |  ❛♥❜ ʷᵉᵃʳ ᵃ ᶠᵃᶜᵉᶜᵒᵛᵉʳⁱⁿᵍ ʷʰᵉⁿ ᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ ᵒᵘᵗ
          |  ❛♥❜ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵏ ᵖᵒˢⁱᵗⁱᵛᵉ !
          ╰┈┈┈➤ ʸᵉˢʰʰʰ ᵈᵒ ᵗʰᵉᵐ! 
          
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          ➥ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴ(s) ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ :
          
          Wᴇᴇʙ : ⁱᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᵃⁿᶜᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵖʳᵉᵛᵉⁿᵗ ᵃ ᵈᵉᵃᵗʰ, ⁱⁿ ᵃⁿ ᵃⁿⁱᵐᵉ, ʷʰᵒᵒˢᵉ'ˢ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵖʳᵉᵛᵉⁿᵗ ?
          
          Nᴏɴ-ᴡᴇᴇʙ :   ⁱᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵒᵗᵗᵉʳʸ,
          ʷʰᵃᵗ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳ 'ᵗᵒᵈᵃʸ' ˡᵒᵒᵏ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ⁱⁿ 5 ʸᵉᵃʳˢ?
               ✎ ᝰ ,,   ₊˚ ⚠︎·˚
          
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          ❝ ᴡᴇʟᴘ, ᴛʜᴀᴛs ɪᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ ʙᴜʙs!
              ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴇ! ᴛɪʟʟ ɴᴇxᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ! ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ
              ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ
              ʏᴏᴜ, ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʀᴀɴᴛ, ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ
             ᴍʏ ᴘᴍ's ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴏᴘᴇɴ! ᴀʟʀɪɢʜᴛ, ɴᴏᴡ 
             ɪ'ʟʟ ɢᴏ, ʜᴇʜᴇ .❞
          
          
          
          [ ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴄʟᴏsᴇᴅ ]

[ ᴛᴏ : ᴍʏ ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴɢ
           ғʀᴏᴍ : @-minijaeger ]
          
             
          
          ੈࠫ՞  ▁ ↷ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ʙᴜʙs ! ʜᴏᴡ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴀ!? 
                            ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴡᴇʟʟ. ɪғ
                            ɴᴏᴛ, ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴍʏ ᴘᴍ's ᴀʀᴇ 
                            ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴏᴘᴇɴ. ʟᴇᴛs ɢᴇᴛ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ 
                            ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏs ᴅᴀɪʟʏ ʀᴇᴍɪɴᴅᴇʀ
                            ᴀɴᴅ ǫᴜᴏᴛᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ! ↶▁՞ࠫੈ
          
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          ↪︎ ǫᴜᴏᴛᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ;
           ❝ You've done it before and you can do it now. See the positive possibilities. Redirect the substantial energy of your frustration and turn it into positive, effective, unstoppable determination.❞
          -Ralph Marston 
          
          
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                             [ 记住 ] Rᴇᴍɪɴᴅᴇʀs [ 记住 ]
          
                    O1...↷ᵈʳⁱⁿᵏ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʰ2ᵒ ! ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ~
                    O2...↷ᵉᵃᵗ ʰᵉᵃˡᵗʰʸ ; ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ᵗᵒʳᵗᵘʳᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵇᵒᵈʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘʳˢ
                    O3...↷ʷᵉᵃʳ ᶠᵃᶜᵉᵐᵃˢᵏ/ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵖʳᵉᵛᵉⁿᵗ ᶜᵒᵛⁱᵈ ˢᵖʳᵉᵃᵈ
                    O4...↷ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳˢᵉˡᶠ,ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ˡᵉᵗ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳˢ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘ
          
          
          
          ᴀᴅᴍɪɴ's ɴᴏᴛᴇ 
          ⮑ ❝ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˡⁱᶠᵉ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ʳᵉᵃˢᵒⁿ, ⁿᵒᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ. ˡⁱᶠᵉ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵇᵉ ʰᵃʳᵈ , ʸᵉˢ, ⁱ ᵏⁿᵒʷ. ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢᵗⁱˡˡ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷⁱⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵈʳᵉᵃᵐˢ. ❞
          
          
          
          ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴ(s) ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ :
          
          
          ʷᵉᵉᵇ ᵠᵘᵉˢᵗⁱᵒⁿ :
          
          ᴡʜᴏ ɪs ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴀɴɪᴍᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ !?
          [ ⁱⁿ ᵐʸ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿ, ⁱ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵏ ⁱᵗˢ ᵉʳᵉⁿ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵃᵒᵗ ]
          
          ⁿᵒⁿ ʷᵉᵉᵇ ᵠᵘᵉˢᵗⁱᵒⁿ : 
          
          ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ, ʙᴇ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴏʀ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀsᴛ ? 
          [ ⁱ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ʳᵃᵗʰᵉʳ ᶜʰᵃⁿᵍᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵃˢᵗ ]
          
          
          
          ☸︎ᴡᴇʟᴘ, ᴛʜᴀᴛs ɪᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ! 
            ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴇ, ᴛɪʟʟ ɴᴇxᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ☸︎
          
          
          
          [ ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴄʟᴏsᴇᴅ ]
          
          

Who washes dishes at 11:30pm. It's just. Not something normal people do. I'm-. Bruh, aren't you working tomorrow, huh-

I casually found you on my friends following list. I think your pfp is amazing-

Happy New Years :) ❤️

Guys, I love my cat, but he is the biggest drama queen I know. 
          
          This Morning:
          
          Me: *Laying on my back thinking*
          
          My Cat: *Climbing onto my stomach and chest, then laying down for early morning pats* 
          
          Me: *loudly sighs while patting, causing the air to reach my cat's forehead*
          
          My cat: *turns around and snacks my nose then goes back to enjoying morning pats*
          
          Like, the audacity on this thing-

My brother today:
          "Aye, come help me move the chairs in the backyard. I wanna do it now before it gets hot outside"
          
          Me: 
          "How much hotter can it get, it's like 75° in the middle of fall"
          
          Bro:
          "The hottest day is 4am in the evening"
          
          Me:
          "Wait, wh. I-. I'm. Did. . .
          
          H u h ? "