Ace Morningstar

I fully understand that I haven't been posting a whole lot and I would like to apologize for this. I have been under quite a bit of stress given everything going on where I live right now.
          
          I will be starting short-story commissions. For $25, I will write you a one-shot with the character(s) of your choice. There will be more to come! :)

No more cartoon cat simping? 

Does Cartoon Cat actually meow? 

Try Egg! 
          An egg can really solve your problems of everyday life!
          Throw egg when your mad,
          Eat egg when your sad,
          BECOME EGG FOR UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!
          RUN AS A TRANSPHOBE HAS BEEN HIT BY THE EGG AND IS NOW MAD AT YOU!! RUN MY CHILD RUN!! 
          AHAHAHAHAHAHA- ️‍⚧️️‍⚧️️‍⚧️️‍⚧️️‍⚧️️‍⚧️️‍⚧️️‍⚧️

Not that this shit has happened to me before but...
          
          People don't mind it when Wattpad users write a female reader and a male fictional character doing whatever but when it's a male reader and male fictional character, it's suddenly disgusting and idiotic.
          
          FYI, if you consider saying this kind of bullshit on my stories, I am a gay man who was born female and WILL NEVER take any hatred because you don't like gay relationships in stories.

Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens?
          When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.
          
          that was bad ik

eeee

I'M BACK!!
          
          Sorry about my sudden departure, everyone!

"Fuck off, Maple Leafs!"
          
          Bro.. what about maple syrup? You want that to fuck off, too?

I had a dream last night where Cartoon Cat came up to me and whispered, "Hey there, mama! Lemme whisper in your ear~~"
          
          Wtf is wrong with me? XD