Alastor, The Radio Demon

ALASTOR!

IM ALIVEEE

I'M DATING THE TEACHER 
          
          E...Xcuse me? 
          
          ...I'm dating mr. Katz so I don't fail history...

I feel like my actions are going to give me less permission to leave the hotel now...

Alastor, may you burn Lucifer's rubber ducks? React to  radioapple Animations with Lucifer, also Beat the shit outta Vox and Valentino

Today I have learned that three servings of the candy "M&M's" has less sugar in it than one serving of the soft drink "Sprite". This is quite the surprise. I do not often drink soft drinks, but this is still important information. I did not know what the Daily Value scale was until today. The average person is only supposed to have fifty grams of sugar a day. When I was alive, I was averaging one hundred and thirty-seven. It's a miracle I was still rail-thin, although I hated that.

Al
          
          I swore on you

Are you homework? 'Cause I wanna throw you on my desk and do you all night

Angel Dust? Who's Angel Dust? I only know Bagel Dust.

//Hai