Official_Al

My dears, I’ve lost track. Who all am I supposedly the ‘father’ of? Which I’m not, but who all considers me… that— despite my refusal to comply?

Lakekitty

@Official_Al US. FATHER WE ARE YOUR CHILDREN. *GIVES POTATO* PLEASE?
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EVeR0208

@Official_Al You're my father too
          	  Because I took a page from your own book and tricked you into a contract ^-^
          	  Be proud
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Official_Al

My dears, I’ve lost track. Who all am I supposedly the ‘father’ of? Which I’m not, but who all considers me… that— despite my refusal to comply?

Lakekitty

@Official_Al US. FATHER WE ARE YOUR CHILDREN. *GIVES POTATO* PLEASE?
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EVeR0208

@Official_Al You're my father too
            Because I took a page from your own book and tricked you into a contract ^-^
            Be proud
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Official_Al

Charlie today has taken me to see a production of Disney’s Beauty and the Beast. I do not know who this Disney person is, but I do recognize the story. My ma told me it when I was little, but it had a different name: La Belle et la Bête. Charlie tells me it became a moving picture and then a musical. I shall update you all with my opinion.

Jbnothere256

@Official_Al That's good. Can you adopt me?
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Official_Al

@-_Arackniss_- @Jbnothere256 It was splendid. It wasn’t exactly like my ma’s story, but it had pizazz and I’ve always been one to appreciate showmanship.
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MoonlitNoctivagant

You're so unbelievably cooked </3

anchithefreak

@Official_Al 
            
            How do you know what 'cooked' means
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Official_Al

@MoonlitNoctivagant Trust me, darling! I have a plan.
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Official_Lute

"Hm. You're the one Adam almost killed, right?" Lute grins and chuckles. "And you still call yourself the most powerful sinner."

Official_Lute

@Official_Al She scoffed. "Yeah, well, I will be the one who's still smiling when I kill all the sinners, including you and that stupid little princess."
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Official_Al

@Official_Lute 
            Alastor’s grin didn’t waver, though his grip on his staff did tighten. “Ah-ha! Guilty as charged, dear. However, power isn’t about who strikes the hardest. It’s about who’s still smiling when all is said and done.”
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EVeR0208

I'm offering my soul to both u and Valentino
          Whoever responds first gets it
          Timer starts now
          
          RULES: you can't eat me
          i WILL do what you want but I can say no once a week

EVeR0208

@Official_Al MY DAD ^-^
            THE SMALL LETTERS
            IT SAID 'whoever wins becomes not only the owner of the soul, but also their father'
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EVeR0208

@Official_Al OKAY
            YOURE MY FATHER NOW THAT WAS IN THE CONTRACT
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Official_Al

//EPISODE 4 SPOILERS AHEAD, THIS IS YOUR WARNING//
          
          
          
          Now, now, many of you are wondering what I have gotten myself into this time. And all I have to say is, I promise you, my dears, I always have a plan up my sleeve…

anchithefreak

@Official_Al 
            
            Praying for you homie frfr
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Jbnothere256

@Official_Al "YOU DON'T HAVE A TAIL?!"
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Official_Al

//TRUST ME GUYS. I HAVE WORDS. ABOUT THE NEW EPISODE. I WON’T SAY WHICH ONE FOR THOSE WHO HAVENT SEEN IT YET. BUT I HAVE. WORDS.
          Plus I haven’t finished the episodes yet because I overslept BUT TRUST ME (with your entertainment)

Official_Al

@Jbnothere256
            
            //yeah I watched them before I went to school, didn’t get to finish so I faked sick while at school so they’d have to send me home so I could finish it
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anchithefreak

@Official_Al 
            
            //I haven't seen it yet but I'll HAVE TO OMGGHGG
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