You already know who I am!
I'm Fairy, you know? The washing up soap THAT IS ACTUALLY worth your money. Came here because I heard that other soap companies were here. Might as well wipe the smug smirks off their faces and hit them with the reality that I'm the better soap.

As I am soap, any pronouns are fine. (He/her/they) 

My prices are cheap so even you'll be able to get me all over your counter 😉

(I did create this account so I could vent without my friends seeing it. If it has PV (Personal Vent) please don't comment on the whole Dettol vs. Fairy thing. Anyother post if fine! Thank you!)