(FREE PALESTINE BUT UGH THE IRL DETTOL SUPPORTS ISRAEL SO DON'T BELIEVE A WORD I SAY AFTER THIS)

Hello!

I am the official Dettol of WattPad!
My goal is to get you buying my stuff! It's worth it, you know. I'll kill all the bacteria with my sword, so you won't have to worry:)
Tell me if you want to be cleaned, killed, given Dettol, etc etc...

• I am in the CountryHuman fandom but I will change a lot of the basic 'rules' of it so it's not too bad:) (headcannons, basically)
• Don't care what pronouns you give me, we're online after all. But is she/her irl
• My little brother (irl) is a little gem who has some very interesting vocabulary
• Taking Graphic Design, Sociology and English Literature for A Levels

Follower count:
Of 2020: 148
Of 2021: 230??? (agh I hate myself for not updating this)
Of 2022: 356
Of 2023: 426
Of 2024: 463
Of 2025: 470

Other bacteria-killing comrades here:
@The_Official_Joy (Joy is b e s t s o a p f r i e n d)
@The_official_Dial (Dial is improving every day!:D)
@The_Official_Windex (yum)
@Official_Fairy (the only real gripe I have with them now is that their user doesn't match everyone else's. Also they taste like lemons. I like lemons:))

Enjoy my old ass stories if you dare. Most of the shit you'll see in the old ones are historical inaccuracies and cringe. People seem to like it though, so don't take my word for it:)
  • Mail me Dettol I beg you
  • EntrouMarch 19, 2020



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The_Official_Dettol The_Official_Dettol Feb 01, 2026 06:34PM
i have like the worst case of procrastination cuz wdym i have 2 major projects due on Monday... yeah i've basically dropped everything to finish that so hopefully i'm not dead after next week lol
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Histórias de Fairy sucks:)
You Reap What You Sow |fxf sovbrit (kind of)|, de The_Official_Dettol
You Reap What You Sow |fxf sovbrit...
(Uploaded this cuz I'm experiencing fanfic withdrawal and I NEED to write something and this seemed like a go...
That Murder Book |Vatican City CountryHumans|, de The_Official_Dettol
That Murder Book |Vatican City Cou...
Thou shalt not kill, Except for when you do. After getting ditched by Japan and going on a random train, Vati...
Drawing Stuff, de The_Official_Dettol
Drawing Stuff
Requests aren't open anymore so uh, enjoy my amateur drawings skills:) the cover is mine yesh
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