@Ohmadou Yes, eat poop. Hahahaha. Most of time, ppl say 吃屎都赶不上热乎的 . We use 热乎(warm) instead of 新鲜(fresh). Fresh poop is warm, so it’s basically the same meaning here. Literally means “ you even late for the warm/fresh poop,( if poop was served as food). Chinese ppl like to eat warm food. But if we say meal or food , that’s kind of boring and lame, not strong enough on the tone. So we use poop to emphasize even the worst or last chance being left, you still can’t make it on time or miss the opportunity. Means you always slow and fall behind others, lack of self motivation.
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