OnHonoredCrack

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FELLOW HATERS! WITH PRIDE I ANNOUNCE THAT THE GREAT UNIFICATION OF 2026 HAS ACHIEVED IT'S OBJECTIVE, THE "lesbian space Princess" HAS BEEN FUCKING CANCELLED!!!

OnHonoredCrack

I kinda want to try reading a "Autistic Male Reader/MC" story, HOWEVER, I am not exactly familiar with autism spectrum so, my imagination decided to brain fart weird concepts. So yeah I am kinda... Scared? To touch any of those stories. 
           
          And I'm only familiar with only ONE type of autism... And it's called "ABSOLUTE CHAOS" Deadpool would be perfect example, as well as this guy https://youtube.com/shorts/8NL7c9b7-yo?si=R8AbRf4dfnNjWuO5

OnHonoredCrack

So yeah, I want to read a story where MC is A CHAOS INCARNATE MENACE, and not... "Shy" Goldfish???? :P
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OnHonoredCrack

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Fucking hell, you guys probably know about a "Movie" called (Lesbian Space Princess) and how shitty it is... And the fact that all fandoms are now allied into a Team to hate on it 
           
          Internet right now: https://youtube.com/shorts/U2DGOfPp_O8?si=S-pSUVIxikzeLHD3

OnHonoredCrack

@cruelsine  Something about lesbians, basically the Dark Side of LGBT, what's funny is the "Main Villains" called "Straight White Maliens" so, yeah you get the idea why this show is hated
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cruelsine

why is that all i hear about? what is it even about? 
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OnHonoredCrack

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ALRIGHTY FELLAS, GOT SOME NEWS!!! 
            
          I'll start with good news: Smut is NOT banned, yep that's right y'all can still write porn. BUT there are for some clarity I will just Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V Wattpad statement on this shit:
          
          Pornographic content (created primarily for sexual arousal)
          
          Any sexual content involving minors. Wattpad maintains zero tolerance for Child Sexual Explicit Material (CSEM). We may report suspected CSEM directly to relevant law enforcement authorities worldwide.
          
          Sexual exploitation, coercion, or non-consensual acts that are glorified
          
          Sexual roleplay, solicitation, or messaging
          
          Illegal sex acts in violation of applicable local and international laws, including but not limited to, bestiality, necrophilia, incest, or child sexual exploitation and abuse material. 
           
          And some bad news: Fucking trolls got their fat asses to ao3 and started reporting pictures there for no fucking reason, amd watppad is still the same poorly moderated shit hole that unjustly nukes stories amd authors, because some "Keyboard warrior" couldn't act like a normal human being.  
          
          Well that's all from me.
          

OnHonoredCrack

Ok serious question, Is there any MARVEL story that I'd NOT MCU!? I mean come on, this is getting ridiculous, why are most Marvel books focused on MCU. It's getting old bruh, why not make a Marvel story that is in a Cartoon?? Like Ultimate Spider-Man, Earth's mightiest heroes, Avengers Assemble, Iron man Armoured Adventures??? WHY ONLY MCU!?

OnHonoredCrack

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Ok, I just acquired some info and.... Heheheheheheheheheeee. 
           
          Well turns out male writers here on wattpad take only 30% and female writers take up 70% HOWEVER, Somewhere in that 70% there's people who "IDENTIFY" as women. Anyway both of these sides are the horni ones, and some of them write smut oneshots, and Since Wattpad is now against lemons oneshots(Any lemon, they lie and target everyone) means that now at LEAST 50% of Wattpad will just Straight up LEAVE this platform, Just like during "The Great Tumblr Disaster" in 2018, where 30% of people left and Tumblr had problems. You may already realise where I'm going here eyy? THAT'S RIGHT, WATTPAD IS GONNA BE SO FUCKED, THAT EVEN SELLING WONT SAVE IT(maybe) AND IT WON'T GET ANY BETTER SINCE MODERATION HERE IS ABSOLUTE AI GARBAGE. So yeah, Wattpad You did an Oopsie with power of a Death Star... You're so FUCKED, considering Most audience here are kinda(and a lot) Horni people, take away what attracts people here, and they'll just leave. 
           
          Oh how I will enjoy watching Karma fuck you in the ass, hope you have enough vaseline AHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAAA

OnHonoredCrack

Forgot to add, that Means No Gay fanfics as well, for those who enjoy it amd write it no more BxB horni oneshots
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OnHonoredCrack

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WELP FELLAS, It seems the Judgement day has come! 
          Wattpad decided that SMUT books are a decease, and must be purged, just because. BUT we still see NON smut books getting nuked, Oh I can't wait to see their decision to backfire SO HARD THAT THIS SHIT HOLE WOULD GET A REBRANDING AND BE NAMED AS "BITCHPAD" AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAA. 
           
           
           
           
           
          Yeah, It's time to move on ao3

Kirah_Yoshikage

im definitely gonna  move soon enough 
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