Hello. My name is Rachael. I am female. I am a minor. I am a genius. And if you are only going to read the title and the inside cover of the book that is me, than that's all you need to know. If you looked at the table of contents, you might learn other things, like just how much I love to read and write, or just how much of a pain I can be. Maybe if you skimmed through the pages, you'd find more information, like my favorite color and my taste in music. And if you bothered to read the book, you'd learn more, like my dreams in life and what I'm really scared of. If you ignored all the bad, you might check the book out from the library. And if you really liked it, you'd buy it. Many have checked it out, but few have bought it, and even fewer have kept it and cherished it instead of throwing it away or donating it to a thrift store. I am a book---everyone is. You just have to open the book and read.