@P-PTSD_B-BEAR TIME TO SING THE SPECAILL BIRTHDAY SONGGGG!!
Happy birthday to you
You're a 102 (a hundred and two)
You're still in preschooooool
And u miss your mommy!
Your mommy's at work
she hired a jerk
She bought a pet monkey to do your homework
Your teacher got mad
They swore at your dad
They killed your pet monkey and now you are sad!
(Who am I to define your parents genders, u can change them if you need too!)
Happy Birthday :D