Hi, there. If I was reincarnated, I would be a pair of knickers, or diapers - I swear I'm full of rated shit. 

>•  The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat food...or the fridge. 
>•  My socks have the highest divorce rates in the world.
>•  Don't think of yourself as an ugly potato. Think of yourself as a beautiful ape. 

See the evidence. Now smile while you still have teeth.