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Life is short don't waste it reading my bio.....😜



❌ADVANCED WARNING❌

If you're easily offended don't even bother, I've got a diagnosed condition commonly know as not giving a f*ck.



To be honest I'd like to find someone that can reply to my sarcasm with sarcasm and not get offended like a lil' b*tch!



I am real, I hope my followers are to, but I won't hold my breath



QUESTION?? Can bob the builder fix my attitude? Probs not



~ABOUT ME~
 #Professional procrastinator
 #A caffeine- dependant life-form☕️
 #Just letting you know you couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions



If you've read this far CONGRATS, I'm impressed!



Quick Grammar Lesson: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit, if you don't know the difference don't waste my time!



Just got to clear one thing up just because I am from Australia 🇦🇺 doesn't mean I ride a bloody kangaroo around, and yes, I have been asked this!!



QUESTION?? Why are you still reading??



If you have read this far you must be waiting to read something interesting or don't have anything better to do, well neither do I so feel free to DM me!