— # 𝗧𝗔𝗫𝗜

ew  -  don't  puke  on  me  ,  dude  .

oh,  yeah.  totally.  hang  on  a  sec,  i  think  'm  gonna  be  sick  haha.
            
            /     @awkwardkills 

i  don't  even  know  .  but  he's  cute  .  well  . . .  was  cute   .

*  xavier  gently  took  the  box  ,  a  grateful  smile gracing  his lips  .  he  took  out  a  few  bandaids  before  putting  them  in  his  pocket  .  he  held  out  the  box  before  replying   *    uh   ,    yeah    .     sure     .

* he dug through his pockets for a moment before proudly pulling a box from the pocket of his cargo pants, handing it over. *   no  problemo,  take  as  many  as  y'need.  so,  like,  * tax absently ran a hand through his hair before a sly grin appeared on his face. *   you  wanna  get  outta  here,  or—?  i  mean,  i  know  better places  to  fall  down.
            
            /     @lameblood

*  the  vampire  furrowed  his  brows  at  the  other's  name  .  '  tax  evasion  '  ?   that  was  . . .   an  interesting  name  .  he  shook  the  thought  away  before  smiling  smally   *   nice  to  meet  you  too  .   and  um  ,  please   -

// @PARKINGLOTBANDAIDS SMIRKS

/   @estelle-wells  HAHA SMIRKS 

/   @sun-rhymes-with-gun HELP ILYSM

// @PARKINGLOTBANDAIDS GIMME RN

{ @PARKINGLOTBANDAIDS }
            
            // GIMME RN IM HOLDING YOU AT GUNPOINT 

/ please :gentlyholds: 

LMAO, holy shit dude. wait. does this . . . does this make you . . . legally a snack.
            
             /   @LEZBIANWOLF 

i am a jelly donut, what can i say. 

holy shit. so what you're telling me is werewolves are just pastries. 
            
            /   @LEZBIANWOLF 

{ @PARKINGLOTBANDAIDS }
            
            tax you FELL OFF A ROOF??? maybe you are a leaf. fragile little bastard man

wasn't MY idea. besides, i'm like, almost totally sure it was an accident. and it didn't even hurt that bad! 
            
            /   @weavability 

{ @PARKINGLOTBANDAIDS }
            
            i’m not figuring it out. i’m doing quite badly at figuring it out right now. why was there a leaf blower involved? you’re not a leaf 

/ smirks

/   @LEZBIANWOLF  smirks 

/ breathes heavily