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Chronicles of the Not-So-Holy Book named by other people, my phone!
          So basically, I'll just be listing real convos I've had with my peeps, and probs my wifey!
          
          
          
          
          Chronicle No. 1:
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Me: hey dummy
          biggie(ava): wyd 
          me:nun much js chillin fr fr
          biggie: why da f*ck is carter such a b*tch *ss n***er
          me: why did you date his slow gregley from big city greens lookin self
          biggie: byeeeee I really don't know
          biggie: omg do you know whos fat self js texted me wyll
          me: ion know who woul text you this late
          biggie: ur fat*ss
          me: shut up
          biggie: it was jonh
          me: ohmigod I hate his furry butt self like honey ur not a wolf
          me: why in the world is his butt textin u sayin sum wyll n he kno gud n wel u n his homeroom
          biggie: what in the hoodlum-
          me: ava i miss my wifey
          biggie: dam u fr down bad
          me: I'm not les ava i js have a wife
          me: igtg mmic (my mom is coming)
          biggie: bye u b*tch
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          So if u can't tell John is public enemy number 1 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          ty pookies for reading and I'll see u tomorrow

YALLL WE CHANGED CONNECTIONS AND I STILL HAVE THEM WITH PEYTON AND HE PULLED MY FLAG IN PE HELP IS HE FLIRTING AJJSHDKSAALPWODJ

pope from outer banks is so fine

YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT NISSAN ALTIMA IS NOT THE BEST SONG EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I kinda forgot I actually write on this app, so I'll definitely start writing again. Sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy   for the inconvenience

I'm not disclosing details, but I stuck my fingers in somebody's mouth and booty crack on accident ToT (yes, it was the same person) I'M SO SORRY CARTER

I might semi-quit Wattpad....

y'all I needs sum reasons bc me and my cousin were on Monkey Chat and my brother is a bitch ass snitch and told my mom and she's going to have a talk with me in the morning. she doesn't know i have any social media, but luckily my brother hasn't found out about that yet..... any reasons/excuses????? send help ASAP before or by 4am EST

go follow my TikTok @paigeatethatup2 my display name is szafann

I blocked her bc she asked me to send a pic of my coochie :I 
          like ma'am I am a minor?