I'm an agnostic "humanist" piece of shit from the southeastern united states who spends his valuable minutes on this spinning rock making shitposts and crying himself to sleep at night.
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Paladinluke
Mar 05, 2017 12:36AM
I sexually identify as King Charlemagne.My pronouns are "Frankish King, King of Italy, and Holy Roman Emperor".Please do not misgender me or else you are a filthy Saracen and I will have you behead...View all Conversations
Stories by Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
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Let it Grow except verbose
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