@Paladinluke
I sexually identify as King Charlemagne.
My pronouns are "Frankish King, King of Italy, and Holy Roman Emperor".
Please do not misgender me or else you are a filthy Saracen and I will have you beheaded in the next siege of Constantinople.
Also the Lombards can go eat a di-
LICK MY CHAPPED FUCKING BALLS MARTY
-Doc Brown, Back to the Future (Unrated)
ITS TIME TO STOP https://www.wattpad.com/story/92680187
PLEASE LEAVE THIS PAGE YOU SICK BASTARDS