Examples of Vine and video quotes that were there for me when my dad busted a nut on his side piece's forehead during my parents' court appearance for their divorce: 

☹ "Dude, same shirt." "Well, one of us is going to have to change." "All of us are going to have to change-if we want to make the world a better place."
☹ "You have the right to remain sexy-anything you say can and will make me bust a NUT."
☹ "Patrick, why are you listening to Jazz from the 1920s?" "Because I identify as a coal miner from the Great Depression."
☹ "I only know one K-Pop song and that's 'Ring of Fire' by Johnny Cash."
☹ "You just murdered three songs." "♪ well-♪" "Four."
☹ "Missy, Missy, come here you fat-mouthed, little stupid bitch."
☹ "You're disrespecting-you're disrespecting a future US Army soldier."
☹ "When will you learn? When will you learn that your actions have consequences!"

Heal The World We Live In, Save It For Our Children. 🌎