I been thinking abt what if Percy gots murderdered
Gods reveal themselves while he’s dead
They bring him back cuz they miss their favorite plaything
Nico: uhhh Percy
Percy: wha?
Nico: so there’s a girl you need to see, but ask Will abt that, he’s a therapist, I’m just the homicide cop
Percy: ofc you work in murder
Nico: ofc I do :)
Will: what’re we talking bout?
Percy: Nico said there’s a girl I gotta meet?
Will: um… which girl?
Nico: SZCJ
Will: ohhhh yeah you need to show up at this address on Friday.
Nico: it is Friday.
Will: SCHIST I’M LATE Percy come w me
Nico: byeeeeee
Percy: ok-
*later*
Will: Percy you wait outside, stay right here.
Percy: ok…
*later again*
Will: so uh there’s someone here to meet you, but let’s get your family first
Girl: ok… MA
Foster Mom: yeah?
Girl: my therapist wants me to meet someone
Foster Mom: I’m gonna stay with you, ok?
Girl: yeah.
Will: cmon let’s go
*outside*
Percy: is this her?
Will: yup.
Girl: is that Percy Jackson aka the guy on literally every true crime podcast?
Percy: that’s me.
Girl: cooolllllllll
Foster Mom: he’s a criminal-
Girl: ma, I’m a true crime fan, how could I not think this is cool?
Percy: so why am I meeting her?
Will: I thought Nico told you
Girl: Nico di Angelo?
Percy: noooo
Will: ok then, well, meet Silena.
Silena: why are you giving him my name?
Percy: wait a second… is her middle name Zoë?
Silena: how tf you know that
Percy: HOLY HERA-
Will: meet your daughter
Silena: I’M RELATED TO *THE* PERCY JACKSON?! wait he’s dead though-
Percy: I was brought back
Everyone: the gods?
Percy: yeah. Wait you know abt the gods-
Everyone: they revealed themselves abt 5 years ago.
Percy: I’ve missed so much…
Will: also Nico’s still trying to get Annabeth out of jail
Percy: she’s WHAT
Silena: my mom’s in jail, that’s the only reason I’m in foster care.
Percy: WTF DID SHE DO?!
Will: murder you apparently
Percy: BUT SHE DIDN’T?!
Silena: who did then?
Percy: there was a crazy girl named Becca Lopez.