Hi there, it's me, also known as the Person Your Parents Want you Furthest Away From!

"Blood is thicker than water, but ain't no blood gonna  be thicker than my Limited Edition Harry Potter."

• I'll probably get along better with you if you ship my OTP(s)(ssssssss)

•"I'm friendly, I don't Bite (all the time), I'm not Infected or anything, so come on, talk to me, and maybe one day, after this Series of Unfortunate Events we can make an appointment with the Doctor at the Dam Institute! But the Mayors Secret Police need to first clear all these wretched cannibalistic Ducks from under the Glow Cloud. Oh well, I guess they'll have to call in Sherlock."

+Always be yourself, unless, that is, you can be Dan and Phil. THEN OF COURSE TAKE THE BLOODY OPPORTUNITY.

~If you are able to miraculously find someone more obsessed with Asian cultuere, I shall  sell ALL of my collected emo trinity fan merch junk. 
[A gasp can be heard from the audience]

~When Im not spiralling into an ever imminent existential crisis I enjoy "art" (its not naked people, mom, they're 'references' I swear!) wasting my life away on my tumblr (which happens to be donttouchmylaptop.tumblr.com follow me shamefully) and not sharing my food with other people!

I'd tell you more, but then I'd have to
 well
not kill you because.
Because well exercise.

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*Hoarse whisper* Talk to me
*retreats back into cave*