^_^ Ninja wolf be watchin u

My name's Amanda, but my friends call me Manderz. PROCRASTINATION IS MA LIFE xD <3 All I want for Christmas is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Wolf! Would u be offended if I said IMMA SMEXY MIDGET! I'm really not short but its just amusing to yell. I LOVE THE WALKING DEAD AND DUCK DYNASTY! xD Imma total creeper. Heres a quote from my best friend Destiny(NinjaSquirrels):

"You're just jealous because we can act retarded in public and people will still love us" xP

I'm a secret ninja ;). Shhh, don't tell no one. Another thing. 4 whateva reason, I like to put Z's at the end of wordz. Also, I don't bite. .hard. One last thing, GO TEAM JACOB! WEREWOLVES RULE! I ALSO LIKE SETH ;) x)

When Your Home Alone & Someone Knocks On Your  Door : 
10% - Say "Who Is It?."
64% - Look Through The Peep Hole.
25% - Open The Door
1% *Meaning me*-Crawl Around On The Ground Like A Ninja And Look Through The Window Very Quietly To Make Sure It Isn't A Murderer. *Reblog If Your That 1%*

The girl you just called fat? She is over dosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.  Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will. 

1% Genius
██ 20% Creative
███ 30% Cute
████ 40% Insane
█████ 50% Funny
██████ 60% Evil
███████ 70% Loving
████████ 80% Hyper eater
█████████ 90% Stupid
██████████ 100% CRAZY

Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain.
Live in the moment, ignore the pain.
LIVE LAUGH LOVE
Forgive and forget.
Life is too short to live with regrets
Don't be what others want you to be. Love yourself and just be you. 

~PeaceLoveMustaches<3

P.S. I'm a ninja! You'z can't see me! xP

P.P.S. Even my background is ninja ;) x3