MY name is Cecilia, and I have won several awards for writing.

I was author of the year in 1999, and my books have won several awards from the Australian Council of Cre8ivity. I have appeared as a judge on 'What book is that?' and judged the Young Authors Sprouting Inspirational Federation in 2011. 

I have published 33 books with the Green Driftwood publishing agency in Lybia. I have sold over 1 million copies of my most famous book, "Dreaming with the Birds". I was also leader and founder of the Blue Fat Dog Association of 50 people, until I resigned, because I did not want to go through comprimising and taking control of the minds of the youth. 

I enjoy the prospect of the latest propoganda of the conversing of jabbofaling and synthetic nylon. I do not tolerate scurrilous enamel degrading and loathe the letters T and N. It is hard to cope with young people as a great writer, because I believe that children are the future and need to be shoved firmly in the right direction or we will be thrown into endless flames of shameless, pitiful despair. So come on, push 'em in the right direction. 

I am eighteen years old and a pathologic writer. I started writing at the age of two and published my first book at 5 years, called "Off in the races". I ask of you, to come and join through the long and tedious journey; as I pass and crawl through many obsticals.

The use of the word crawl is necessary, although some of you may not beleive it. You see, in my fight for the rights of penciIs I unfortunetaly paralysed my left pinkie toe-nail, which causes me extreme pain, and have to crawl everywhere. If you meet me in person, I apologise for my moaning, but my sliver of a toenail (yes sliver- did I mention only a quarter of it survived? Anyway, the millimetre remaining causes extreme pain to the power of 1 (and that is indecised my friends)!!! Painful sounding, right?

So, right. Fan me.

NOTE: No disrespect intended to anyone who ACTUALLY did that stuff. Seriously. BE HAPPY :D