(used to be ILoveOldRomance but it just wasn't... penguiny enough.)

Lizards are obnoxious.

Your vanity is my excrement.

Never jump over a turtle's nest.

Chilling with the lobstermen.

Riddle me this: can a chicken swim like a penguin? Mind = blown.

You ARE my penguins.

Let's fall in hate and salsa into the moonrise.

Life is like a tomato: it all depends on how you cook it.

Zest is the best word. ZZZEST!!

Feeling the wind through my hair is like feeling cupid shoot a ice-cream van.

I shall sachet to the sachet.

Look for me in your peripheral vision.

Can you see the dancing jamjars?

You pull the covers off me when i'm asleep? I kill you.

First name: Ran. Last name: Ness. Middle name: Dom

Would you catch a banana toe? Would you?

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You. Me. Let's be the revolution...

NUTELLA REVOLUTION!

Do you hear the people sing?

I'm disinfecting the keyboard with pure alcohol and a cotton bud.

Have you got a radio? I need a radio. I have an idea.

I love riddles, don't you? Like the one about the midget. So, there's this midget who gets into a lift and— I've just given away the answer. Am I rambling?

I used to ride a horse once. And I had a shield! A red one!

SPORCH! It's a sporch!



Hi, I'm Talie. That's me! You may have already guessed by all of the... weirdness above, that I am really quite... wonderful. *bows to audience who are clapping frantically*

Adieu, adieu. I will see you when the trees dance.