"Spiderman spiderman he'll Put a sock were you're mouth is!" ~ By yours truly

>~> What punk never seen a dude dressed in a red and blue tight body suit with radioactive powers before?

©ertified Hero
©ertified batman beta.

"Batman pfft. I'm better I actually get the girl." ~ Yours truly
 #SpiderlivesMatter

The squad:

@TheReal_widow <~< sissy that be snatching my underoos
@QueensArachnid Spider from a other fighter
@JazzyNerd <~< Fan girls smh
Spooderman:
Spider✅
Bitch✅
Nerd✅
Salty✅
Fun✅
Puns✅
Better than batman✅

I'll steal you're girl faster than batman letting robin die and Pietro dropping dead combined

Status;

Single: As a Pringle
Taken: To hell once
Crushing: J. Jonah Jameson sorry ass

Parents dead + uncle dead + radioactive spider = Bad ass man in Bright underoos 
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{wrιттen вy alanι } 
{ theme song: Spider man theme song}
{F.c: Daddy Holland}