Hm, your a weird person, weird people are nice, that's normal, but normal is strange, strange is cool, cool is chilly, but chilly is HOT... but hot is weird... weird is nice. My child walked up to me in school one day and asked, "Have you got to read any Homestuck fanfictions lately?" Wanna know what i sad? I whispered, "Nahhh, I've been busy with Severus Snape x Readers lately." She couldn't even look at me as she shook her head in disappointment and whispered back, "Why dad, why." Ever since that day I felt like a bad fake father despite the fact I'm not really a guy ;—; I felt like telling you this because why not and because I wanna see if you actually respond, delete, ignore, become concerned, or just never come back to wattpad again as for you found out there is more to life than reading and writing book on the internet for people, more than fake friends, more than— what am I kidding, Reading xReaders are what calms me, now goodnight for I won't remember I sent any of this by time I wake up so be grateful for the free follow I'm going to give you.
