welcome to my profile! yes, i really AM the infamous perfect money protocol herself! here, you'll find timeless classics such as The Good Girl and The Bad Boy, Duo's Revenge, Jobi the Poop, and much more! these incredible pieces of literature have inspired many an author- here's what they have to say!
"Nice" - Oscar Wilde
" 'Tis a masterpiece/ A gift giveth to us by thou Creator!" - William Shakespeare (on The Good Girl and The Bad Boy)
"Nature nature nature, mmmm I want to take a leaf and shove it up my-" - Walt Whitman
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May 16, 2016 12:58AM
AHAHAHA so my friends and I went to Universal on Thursday and we taped this picture of a creepy cat with a human face (search up 'what we do in the shadows cat' if you wanna see it/scar yourself for...View all Conversations
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Duo's Revenge
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Jobi the poop
The adventures of a piece of poop named Jobi.
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