Person1986

When you look back at your wattpad profile and realize it was exactly as cringe as you were fearing, but also that your story's ranked at #8 in all fanfics 

Person1986

I dropped my phone on carpet and the screen shattered. It also glitched so i cant send messages right (sorry if something comes up weird blame it on my phone) and i rickrolled my gramma help me plz

bythewildwinds

And this was on concrete
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bythewildwinds

@Person1986 I feel bad for you. I also dropped my phone but I have one of those screen protectors so thank Raziel for those
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Person1986

this message may be offensive
I'm aware no one cares but:
          
          Mentos gum is so fucking strong when you first chew it and i can no longer feel my tongue, but is immediately flavorless. Dont they have people to taste test? I mean, who's dumb idea was this???
          
          
          
          Bitches i need a life