A what now?!

My mom was trying to get a house lizard out and my younger brother (13) and sister(11), bless their little hearts just standing there and screaming their guts out instead of running outta the house. I wonder how my brave af mother gave birth to these little shits

Hi.. sorry to ask but why do u have ereri on your reading list?

Out of tissues, tissues, tissues ohhhh 
          Like tissues, tissues, tissues ohhh 
          And now i'm stuck in a restroom stall, sTAlLLllll~~~~

AHHHHHH WTF IS HAPPENING IN THE FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON THREE OF AOT
          THEY REPLACED HISTORIA AND EREN WITH ARMIN AND JEAN AS BODY DOUBLES
          POOR JEAN GOING THROUGH ALL OF THAT FOR THE SECOND TIME AFTER THE FIRST SEASON 
          AND WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??? ARMIN WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO???? A HICCUP OR WAS THAT A FUCKING MOAN!? ITS DRIVING ME NUTS SEND HELP(╥﹏╥)

My brother from another mother said that the day Hannes dies is the day he will start taking cocaine, weed and shit.
          
          Hannes dies in next episode.
          
          Now i'm wondering if i should tell him, break his heart and give him some extra bucks to get some for me too or let him find it out himself and watch as he rolls up a joint in my bedroom.
          ^_^

Life is so wierdly beautiful
          I was chatting with my friends while taking a stroll around my neighbourhood and my neighbours kid (not the one with three annoying kids) was just riding a small bicycle with his mom when he saw me and exictedly made his way toward me, stopped infront of me for a sec to say hi bhaiya (They are Indian and Bhaiya means big brother (or elder brother?) in hindi) 
          I stared at him for a sec before replying him with a 'Hi Yuvraj' and he laughed out loud before cyclying away(?) i laughed at this and then played with him for about an hour 
          Later his mom told me that he always wanted to play with me cuz he thought i was cool 
          
          This is how i became the 'bestest friend' of a 6 year old
          

Hey bestie, did I accidentally make u confused or something

So i kind of adopted the cat i was talking about earlier, been giving her plenty of milk and water and stuff but my mom hates animals and today she saw furry (her name is furry fite me(╯°□°）╯) sitting on the couch and started yelling and lecturing me and out of anger i left the cat around two blocks away and god help if i was at rest ever since i felt like slapping myself so damn hard after 3 hours i said fuck it and went back to get the cat and there she was sitting in a dark corner right where i left her 
          For the first 15 minutes she refused to come to me but finally after a scratch on my cheek and other on my arm she is sitting comfortably in my lap all dry and warm with muffled noises of my parents friendly banter the topic being will the cat stay here or not..

My contibution to this family is eating leftovers on the breakfast, cereal for lunch, shoving junk food down my throat for snack, leftovers for dinner again and taking a bath every 2nd day to ✨FiT✨ in the society:)

So i read this fanfiction some days ago about May having a boyfriend and Peter spending more time with May's boyfriend and skipping lab nights with Tony then one day Tony finally snaps at Peter along with lines like "Go spend time with him, See if i care" and Peter runs home, Tony realizes his mistake and comforts Peter about it 
          If any of you know where to find this one please do tell me so i can fucking read it again and get a good nights sleep