I come from Earth, a planet of outlaws. My name is Peter Quill. There's one other name you might know me by... Star Lord. 
 I look around and you know what I see? Losers!... But life's giving us a chance.
So here we are: a thief, two thugs, an assassin and a maniac. But we're not going to stand by as evil wipes out the galaxy. I guess we're stuck together, partners. 
If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.
 Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It's called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.

What should we do next: Something good, something bad? Bit of both? 
Hold on a second, am I being serious right now?
 Well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times. What is wrong with Giving Tree here?