Hi friends!
I'm Puff (The Magic Dragon?). How we doing?
I'm strange. I'm mental. I'm annoying. I'm weird. I think I'm brilliant but some people beg to differ. I'm obsessed with Harry Potter. I'm violent, and also very positive!
I knit. (Awesome sentence, I know.)
I love Harry Potter, anything by Agatha Christie, Pride and Prejudice, The Selection series, the Tiffany Aching series, etc.
I'm a dancer, and I play violin! My favorite singers are Billie Eilish, Sabrina Carpenter, Florence + The Machine, Lauv, Taylor Swift, Etc. (The list goes on forever.)
I attempt to sing, but normally it ends up sounding like a dying seagull being strangled with piano wire.
I tell the worst jokes. I have this uncanny ability to make people cringe. You have been warned.
I write stories and poems. (Yay?) I draw interesting doodles! (Yay?)
I'm a Hufflepuff and a Thunderbird.
I'm not a princess, I don't need saving.
I'm a queen, I got this thing covered.
I love muffins.
I HAVE NO LIFE!!!
"I'M SOOOOOO CHANGABLE!!!!!" -Jim Moriarty, the best villian of all time.
Dear Bullies,
That 'gay boy' you punched in the hall. He committed suicide a few moments ago.
That boy you called 'lame' today. He has to work every night to support his family.
The girl you pushed down today. She's already abused at home.
That old man you made fun of because of his scars. He fought for our country.
That girl you called 'fat' today. She is starving herself.
That boy you made fun of because he is crying. His mom is dying.
You think you know them? Well, you don't.
🚺+🚹=❤
🚺+🚺=❤
🚹+🚹=❤
Love is love! No matter who you love! And don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
Why did Barty Crouch jr. stop drinking?
It was making him moody.
*Que awkward peace signs*
- My mind. (It’s a frightening place. Like seriously. You don’t want to go there. Half the time I don’t even want to go there. It’s very scary in there. (Hey! That rhymed! Very and scary! Get it?!))
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