Mad at Wattpad cuz I want the option to have she/they as my pronouns

"Can I hear a wahoo?"

"Is that the sort of man I am now? Am I rude? Rude and not ginger."

"We've had one, yes. But what about second breakfast?"

"Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street."

"He who hesitates... Disintegrates ;)"

Am I crazy? Probably. 
Am I fangirling about a tv show/movie/book/actor/singer/band at the moment? Absolutely.

Hey ho, I guess