Pizza King

hello guys how r u doing? I am fine. 

Wattpad is effing itself in the fanny. I'll get back to you when it stops having seizures. 

Hi. Dude, the private chat isn't working. It won't let me send anything. I'll get back to you in a minute or so.

And being a pro at laziness isn't something go be proud of. 

Fine. Go to the pawn shop and read off a video game account. Doesn't matter to me. I just hate seeing people throw away opportunities. My hope in humanity is gone already and people that do shit like that won't help. 

You know what I mean by read. Books, not incorrectly spelled words on a game chat. You only become better at things you practice. Practice writing and you'll become better, as with reading. You need to do it rather than sit around all day and wish you could do it better. 

Dude you need to do something. The last thing you did on here was vote for a story on May 18th. You need to write AND read more. And if you read you need to comment something to show that you did so. Your account is a big waste, to be honest. You've done hardly anything on it. 

Well, I'm happy (grinning like a fool) that I was he motivation to make an account. I've never thought I'd be considered a famous author but thank you very much. It's an honor to be called such a title. 
          
          Undead Soldier? That sound pretty cool. I'd love to read that. 
          
          By the way: where did you get your username? It sounds like a character from I show I watch.

Happy birthday tomatoes