Hello. Just as a 'friendly' reminder, I'm PlatinumButler. You can call me Jif. I wouldn't advise it though, it's quite rude. How dare you suggest such a thing? A few of my interests: The Pledge of Allegiance, those peculiar yellow pigeons on 5th Avenue, Mercury (all shapes and forms, of course), and chalk. Oh, and I dabble a bit in writing, as well. This may come as a shock to you. If it does, please contact a teacher, tutor, or someone else who can help better educate you. I have a number of stories out. If you would read them, I would probably think absolutely nothing of it, but maybe a small part of me might be grateful. Maybe. Happy reading, my ever-anonymous comrade.
  • Hm, I'm not quite sure. Earth? No, where I am is much too strange to be anything remotely human.
  • JoinedJuly 3, 2015


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PlatinumButler PlatinumButler Dec 05, 2015 07:08PM
Okay guys, actual announcement here. I'm going to be unpublishing- and, most likely, deleting- all of my books with a quote-unquote "Plot" and re-writing them completely, and here's why- I didn't act...
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Stories by Jif the Joykill
Jif's Quite Gauche Art Book by PlatinumButler
Jif's Quite Gauche Art Book
I wanted to take a break from writing things with something of a plot and do an "art" book. I'm not...
The Wayward Manor (Under heavy editing) by PlatinumButler
The Wayward Manor (Under heavy edi...
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Do-Over by PlatinumButler
Do-Over
We all knew we had limited time. We spent time with our families in our last moments. We cried. A lot. I sat...