Jif the Joykill

Hey! Where are you? I really miss you on here!

Okay guys, actual announcement here. I'm going to be unpublishing- and, most likely, deleting- all of my books with a quote-unquote "Plot" and re-writing them completely, and here's why- I didn't actually expect anyone to read them. I didn't edit, didn't listen to feedback, and was overall very amateurish. I'm back for a weekend, so anyone wants to tell me anything, now would be the time. I genuinely appreciate all of you who urge me along and don't let me give up, no matter how much I really, really wanted to. You're all fantastic, and I thank you for sticking with me when I was really, really awful. I mean, what even are my stories?

Life is great

@PlatinumButler c^:
          

"Well, isn't that just bloody brilliant?" Asked the detective, examining the man on the sidewalk.
          "No, that's a bloody body," the shorter assistant said, looking down.

I would be the worst assistant detective.
          

Spoiler alert

I swear I feel like Roxy Lalonde when the alpha kids were in Prospit and Derse after being tricksters for like an act act act

I wonder how long it's gonna be until my mom reads my status

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