Imagine that you're chatting with your egirl gf on vc while playing among us and she mentions something about her husband's dick.
You get nervous because the other night her husband, Remy the rat, told you he'd make you pizza rolls if you sucked his dick and let him fuck you in the ass while you wear a catboy maid dress, so obviously you sucked his dick and let him fuck you.
She mentions that it tasted like you, bloody and sweaty.
You get scared so naturally you drive to her house in your pink barbie jeep and shoot her with a machine gun.
After you shoot her you look up and the police are there because they were about to have an orgy with her.
they pull out their nerf guns and threaten to shoot you if you do not get on the floor and beg for your life.
and you pull out your pink hello kitty machine gun and say:
"I work at Target bitch"