Greetings fellow duelmasters and trainers!

I am a 98 year old man who loves duel monsters, yugioh, pokemon. I have 28 grandchildren and 2 ex-grandchildren and they have all commissioned me to view and write wonderful stories for my soon coming great grand children. All of my fanfictions will be passed down like jesus passed down his blood wine to his fellow christians at the table. I'm sure one day many will look upon my work as it is as glorius or more glorious than the bible itself, and may jesus' spirit bless my many works.

When I pass my account will be sold to whoever pays the most for my ascension to heaven and makes my funeral the most glorious event in our family's history other than WWII.

Farewell and lord praise the holy temples, Dairy Queen, Domino's Pizzeria, and Oak's lab.
Ciou