I am a man who is old enough to know better.

I would like to say I am a writer of good taste but in reality it is just rude, crude and attempted humour.

Lately I've been veering away from my usual smuttery and indulging in a bit of poetry, a lot of it Haiku style and it is that I intend to write on here.

I'll still be indulging in my "erotic" and attempted funny rudeness but shall be doing that in a more appropriate place.