Postal_with_the_dude

What is the difference between a duck

Damn someone is really enjoying that story I wrote forever ago

I’m reading the king in yellow and genuinely questioning wtf this book is?

IM SORRY WHAT!!! Night of the LIVING FRED!
          Fuck dude what am I gonna do

If I say I hate you would I say it back? 

Bury the light is one of the greatest songs I’ve ever heard

I’m just trying to get banned at this point

Duck 

To the garbage man/city planner that made the truck come at 8 am I wish you a truly terrible suicide and I bet when you get to hell you won’t be very popular

I’ve had it too good for too long I’m gonna go buy some Sherman Ultrasharp to keep me on my toes