Postal_with_the_dude

I’m yes

What is the difference between a duck

Damn someone is really enjoying that story I wrote forever ago

I’m reading the king in yellow and genuinely questioning wtf this book is?

IM SORRY WHAT!!! Night of the LIVING FRED!
          Fuck dude what am I gonna do

If I say I hate you would I say it back? 

Bury the light is one of the greatest songs I’ve ever heard

I’m just trying to get banned at this point

Duck 

To the garbage man/city planner that made the truck come at 8 am I wish you a truly terrible suicide and I bet when you get to hell you won’t be very popular