Hi kids do you like the violence, do you wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through a bunch of characters eyelids? Do you wanna see how they get fucked up even worse then my life is?

Okay, no more rhyming.

The slogan of the psychotic friends network book club is: "There are some things that are better left unspoken... but you can bet your ass I'm gonna say that shit anyway."

I'm just your friendly neighbourhood sociopath with a knack for writing when I feel like it and a caffeine addiction so strong it lets me see through time. 

If you comment on one of my stories, don't call me " Author or sir" I'm the Dude that or, his dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino