I'm totally great in bed; I can sleep for days

Joke of the month(Actually, joke of the year cuz I'm too lazy to update it):
Drunk guy: Hey, you wannnnaa heearr a jokkeee?
Girl:No
Drunk Guy: Ohh, okkaayy
Girl: *Ignores guy*
Drunk guy: Wellll, I woullld've tooold you a jokkkeee about my dickkk but it's too lonnnggg
Girl: Well, I would tell you a joke about my vagina but you'd never get it

OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
SHOTS FRICKIN FIRED LIKKKKEEEEE BURRRRNNNNNNNNN!!!!

(P.S. Haha, you all must think I'm crazy or something like doodle bob from 'Spongebob' but trust me, if you'd like to see more of this crazy little Tongan girl, folllllowww) 
(P.P.S. [Haha, I just said PP xD] Nah nah, you don't need to, it would just be so cool if you could leave a message or something to tell me you read this entire thing and how much an awesome joker I am. Omg, I should totally try out for batman! Anyways, thanks for visiting and I hope I was able to make you smile through this thing! Thank yoooouuuuuu!!!)

Drunk guy: Waitttt, whhhaaaaa-
Girl: *Throws stilettos at drunk guy and walks off like a bitch*

(Ha! Thought I was going to end it with 'boss' ? Nah nah little unicorn, you are in my world now and I'm the boss here! Mwahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha [The fuck? xD ]  well, yeah.......... this is awkward ............. wellllll. ............ ummmmm ...... errrrr..........byyyeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! *Runs off stage* *Trips* God damnit Nolita, you just HAD to do that.... *Stands up and faces crowd with a sheepish grin* Hehe......um sorry for the inconvenience, I'll just make my way out.....hehe.... *mutters to self* Damn heels....